Anyway, here’s DOOM running on a Fleshlight


It’s an age-old gag at this point: testing the limits of any kind of electronic device with a built-in display by asking the question, “Can I run DOOM on it?”

We’ve seen everything from calculators, spreadsheets, refrigerators, ATMs, Myki machines, vapes, and even pregnancy tests. But in a video by creator Aaron Christophel (and picked up by Destructoid), a new, even more terrifying question was asked: can he run DOOM while jerking me off?

And the answer, for the better or worse of society as a whole, is that you absolutely must can Run DOOM on a high-tech sex toy designed for the pleasure of those equipped with a penis. And going further than most other hacky DOOM concepts we’ve seen so far, this mod fully takes into account the function of the device the game is running on. What I’m trying to say is that eliminating demons in this version of DOOM will do the same thing for the user.

The horribly named “Dong Doom” project runs on a Tifforun, which is basically a fancy flashlight with control buttons and a screen, perfect for playing DOOM. But not only can you play the game using the device’s various controls for basic movement and shooting, but the in-game action has been tied to the Tifforun’s vibration and petting functions. Firing a gun will give you a bit of sensory feedback, while killing an enemy will give you exactly one full movement. Capisce?

You know what? I’m going to let Aaron’s video do the rest of the talking here. I feel like I’ve said enough at this point. And don’t worry, the video explaining and demonstrating the Dong Doom project is safe for work. Well, aside from the title, content, and general topic.

(This is actually a very interesting analysis of the idea and its execution, I promise. Check it out below):

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